News Flash: Walking While Working Whittles Down Weight
Public response to this incredible scientific discovery? “NO DUH!”
Definitely Not Soap on a Rope
I… I just can’t bring myself to joke about this. The advertising on the packaging is enough:
Solves that age old bathing dilemma anda dds a “hole” new dimension of PLEASURE and fun to your shower or bath.
Just a few quick “strokes” of the Weener Kleener will clean and sanitize most appendages.
Oh… here’s my favorite:
CAUTION: If the Weener Kleener ever becomes stuck, soak area with COLD water.
P40 Ceiling Fan
You know what would complete this ceiling fan? The rest of the plane sticking out of your roof.
Facial Recognition Software
If you’re like me, then you have about 230 GB of photos organized meticulously by date, time, place and event. One thing is missing from my obsessive scheme: keywords. I’ve only fairly recently began tagging my photos with keywords in the hopes of making searches easier. Going through current photo gigs and tagging is already a cumbersome pain. Going through all my past photos and tagging them pushes me into a weeping despair… especially all those group shots.
Luckily, facial recognition software is starting to become popular. Check out Riya. I need the equivalent of this for Adobe Lightroom.
Of course, the big-brother implications of this are huge. There’s always a cost.
Morning Cup ‘O Joe Dot Com
I was able to snag a domain name for our little team blog.
Don’t confuse it with morningcupofjoe.com. That one is taken.



