In this contest you are asked to perform partial face transplants on politicians and celebrities. The right half of a face has to be from one celebrity and the left half from another.
Pictured above: Paris Hilton + Jessica Simpson
Using this Digital Scale is way (no pun intended) easier than weighing yourself, then weighing yourself holding an awkward piece of luggage, then applying math. It takes 2 AAA batteries and has a maximum capacity of 100lbs. I see this being handy for return trips where a bathroom scale might not be easily accessible.
If you need pilots for your next Death Star Trench Run, hire these guys.
That is all.