3 times a week I kneel before my robot vacuum and empty its waste bin. Only now do I see that I am merely a groveling caretaker providing it food in the form of electricity, cleaning up its waste and kneeling before it like an overlord when it complains.
For all of its flaws, I do rather enjoy the little guy though.
Comment by morgan |
March 23, 2008
Ahhh. I miss The Onion.
I agree with you, though. Never thought I’d have much use for a Roomba until we got one. Now I love it. …no, really, we have a special relationship; a “bond”, if you will.
…Now if I could only find the version that picks up all the toys first…
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3 times a week I kneel before my robot vacuum and empty its waste bin. Only now do I see that I am merely a groveling caretaker providing it food in the form of electricity, cleaning up its waste and kneeling before it like an overlord when it complains.
For all of its flaws, I do rather enjoy the little guy though.
Ahhh. I miss The Onion.
I agree with you, though. Never thought I’d have much use for a Roomba until we got one. Now I love it. …no, really, we have a special relationship; a “bond”, if you will.
…Now if I could only find the version that picks up all the toys first…