Meat + Lasers = Meat Cards
I imagine these would be awkward to carry in your wallet.
We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:
MEAT AND LASERS.
Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.
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Brilliant Prank for Ten Year High School Reunion
Instead of attending her ten year high school reunion, Andrea Wachner hired an erotic dancer, Cricket, to impersonate her. I think I might do that for my twenty year high school reunion.
Bravo, Andrea, Bravo!
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G.I. Joe: Resolute
Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim has a series reboot of G.I. Joe that is definitely not the G.I. Joe from my childhood. Case in point, in the screenshot above you see the lifeless body of Bazooka. That’s a grab from the first episode!
Now I’m fervently waiting for reboots of He-Man and Care Bears.
Thanks for the tip, Joe!
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