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Meat + Lasers = Meat Cards

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I imagine these would be awkward to carry in your wallet.

We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.

Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients:

MEAT AND LASERS.

Unlike other business cards, MEAT CARDS will retain value after the econopocalypse. Hoard and barter your calorie-rich, life-sustaining cards.

via Boing Boing

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April 23, 2009 Posted by | Humor, Oddities | , , | Comments Off on Meat + Lasers = Meat Cards

Brilliant Prank for Ten Year High School Reunion


Instead of attending her ten year high school reunion, Andrea Wachner hired an erotic dancer, Cricket, to impersonate her. I think I might do that for my twenty year high school reunion.

Bravo, Andrea, Bravo!

via Boing Boing

April 23, 2009 Posted by | Humor, Video | , , , , , | Comments Off on Brilliant Prank for Ten Year High School Reunion

G.I. Joe: Resolute

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Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim has a series reboot of G.I. Joe that is definitely not the G.I. Joe from my childhood. Case in point, in the screenshot above you see the lifeless body of Bazooka.  That’s a grab from the first episode!

Now I’m fervently waiting for reboots of He-Man and Care Bears.

Thanks for the tip, Joe!

April 23, 2009 Posted by | Television | , , , , | 2 Comments